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we should send him fanmail that reads like this, and also is written on sandpaper
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might The stress Be With You
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in west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground was where I spent most of my days chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shooting some b cock outside of the school
you put the cock in the basket and lotion it all up or else you get the hose again
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the Leprechaun violently emerges from Kowalski's basket when he attempts to shoot some hoops
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(1) might The stress Be With You
(2) we should send him fanmail
(3) yeah, that's what I mean, people are basically just filming porn with a three sixty camera and playing it on an oculus rift, but when are we going to get the actual fully interactive stuff with maybe a crotchpiece or something
(1) Harold Pinter writing a harlequin play starring Hayden Panettiere licking HP sauce off of Harry Potter's hard penis
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(2) HP is short for Hard Penis
(1) that Betty White is in her nineties
(1) FBI Colon Tycoon Was Extorted By Gay Porn Star
(17) imagining the images on an amazing Regret Index calendar and then throwing up in your mouth a little bit
(3) not really having anything useful to say to people in times of stress, but feeling the need to say something and consequently making a lot of low grade sexual jokes
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
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rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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