writing poems you kind of like, but posting them on a nearly deserted livejournal, and then being scared of pointing them out to anyone because that might be obnoxious
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no milt today, no homo
no scrubs, no homo
no diggity, no homo
the death of Clifford the Big Red Dog
you could also probably try to blend in fairly easily given a crowd of that size, and distract attention from yourself with liberal use of "He's over there, get 'im!"
that if a magician ever asks you if they have correctly chosen your card you will say no it was the eeight of numbers
guessing that limiting the number if men who could ever do something to a hundred or more is a deliberate tactic intended to use the eeight of numbers against such a grouping relying on the press of a crowd and probable infighting to prevent dragging away
realizing that song lyrics are often packed with hyperbole, but seriously doubting that a group of even ten men of average strength would have any trouble overpowering and dragging away any member of Toto
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Gnome Milk Today, specialist hobbit magazine
a scub is a guy who thinks he's fy and is also known as a buter
fuck marry kill, No Diggity, No Scubs, No Milk Today
A dog couldn't catch me ass out
Giving 'em eargasms with your mellow accent
wondering if it's possible to frame an angle so Dutch that it enjoys a homoerotic moment with Carl Weathers before being sent on a secret mission for the CIA
not to labor the point but there's like twelve actual people in that video and a lot of Dutch angles to hide the fact
that Wikipedia can tell you that the librarian from Toto's Africa video was played by Jenny Douglas McRae but not who the hot chick who's kind of like a young black Carrie Fisher in Blackstreet's No Diggity video is
it's not a story the Jedi would tell you, no homo
Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto, no homo
Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto
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(1) In order to reach such a size, you need to inject litres into your arm
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(2) odd numbered Star Trek movies
(4) recalling Eye of the Beholder II as a frustrating experience of dying to wolves in the woods a lot and accidentally fireballing things you wanted to not be on fire and eventually a boring dungeon where your wolf feeding experience was of no use
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