add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets falling asleep while you had guests and not being sure if it was because you need more rest or because you ate too much sugar cooking that pasta too long sun worshipping dog launchers Empress Hands Catherine the Awesome ancient Aztecs going to the movies A common story states that she died as a result of her voracious sexual appetite while attempting sexual intercourse with a stallion not punching the Queen spooning Jewel's dick that spooning Jewel's boobs is like slamming your dick in the car door punching the Queen quack slamming your duck into the Spanish agachadas' table choke slamming your dick into the Spanish announcers' table slamming your car in the dick door juicy doubles in the Penn State showers mint chocolate chip ice cream The Brown Hand Center slamming Jackson C Frank in the back door when you were a kid in the Penn State showers wondering if she would see you again, eight years on [ show all 61602 regrets ] recent comments (1) wondering what happened to the "most commented regrets" list (1) playing Hatoful Boyfriend (2) totally getting what Frank saw in Nancy just from that one picture at the top of her wikipedia page (6) boobs (2) that swans gotta get BACK in tiiiime (1) swans falling in love with helicopters (1) Hugh Anthony Cregg III (3) reading about that guy who died after having sex with a hornet's nest (3) wondering what went wrong in Spambot's All American upbringing that it came to spend so much time here, filled with regret (1) that another recurring gag on Tanks for Nothing would be Kento asking the walrus if it would give him a hand, after which the walrus would clap its hands [ show more ]

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