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levitating Joseph Gordon Levitt's card yourself
Beverly Hills Chihuahua II
you may remember French Stewart from such movies as 'Home Alone IV Colon Taking Back the House' and 'Inspector Gadget II'
the way that the heat always gets to you on summer nights, but then when it cools off again you find that equally difficult
jesus cockdamn christ
the way that the heat always gets to you every su
sen tens good
eating artisanal French stew with French Stewart
the way that the heat always gets to you ever
frenching a bastard with a mouthful of french mustard
literally believing that the reason DeNiro has a goatee in Heat is to differentiate him from Pacino
Jal Frezi, Jedi Knight
Pacino and DeNiro as the Wet Bandits
always picturing Joe Pasquale when you hear the name Joe Pesci and vice versa
Jal Pescino, Jedi Knight
always picturing Joe Pesci when you hear the name Al Pacino and vice versa
it also needs to be about an hour shorter, or possibly split in two parts
that what Heat really needed was a guy who stands at the side of every scene in which Robert De Niro and Al Pacino are on screen together and goes "ha! haa! c'moooon!" to the audience
polishing your Polish sausage with sausage polish
walrus fucks him in the ass
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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all I see is an Eiffel Tower of reams, real cum burstin' out of every seam (1.0000)
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gangnam style (0.9982)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
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turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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