Do you regret
Marijuana's Buzzkill DNA Colon Biotech Researcher Finds Medical Pot Laced With Feces?
yes    no    haven't done it yet

vote above to find something new to regret; a world of regret awaits you
add a regret; be a cautionary example for others
search for regrets; learn from the lives of others gone awry

add a new regret

How much can you expect to regret ?

recent regrets

already framing a millipede joke reading that headline before you realized who it was about
there are broader questions to be asked about the efficacy of capitalism
Pokemon Sheep Go To Heaven and Goats Go To Hell
that sheep go to heaven and goats go to hell
I Made the Smash Mouth Guy Eat a Shit
I Made the Smash Mouth Guy Eat a Shit Ton of Eggs
horse to meet you
finding it amusing that Steve Harwell's wikipedia page requires three separate references to the fact that he is a musician
Toronto, Kansas
Deformed Wang Virus
getting paid in arse, arr
Deformed Wing Virus
getting paid in ears, arr
the reboot of Tanks For Nothing starring Cuban Dugong jr
getting paid in arrears
ripping his scrotum and leaving one testicle hanging free
Long haired man on unicycle comes forward after commuters ask 'who are you'
Jaden Smith Adventures
young testicles hang free, never be sewn up, sewn up like my man and me
Jackie Chan Adventures
[ show all 110931 regrets ]

recent comments

(2) wondering if using pinto or black beans in chili will make it taste any different than chili with kidney beans
(1) horse to meet you
(1) they were both convinced that the innocuous looking, state run Milk Marketing Board and Egg Marketing Board were actually the enemies of freedom
(1) watching Perfect Body and feeling like it would have been improved by a scene in which Andie attacks a mirror, believing she is a bag of Doritos, mortally wounding herself just prior to winning Olympic gold
(2) Which Leonardo DiCaprio Character Is Your Soulmate
(2) that pictures can be hung, but people are always hanged
(1) eating two huge slices of beef pizza
(1) seeing a photo on wikipedia and wanting to give it the alternate title of "The Evolution of Guys Who Hang Around Children's Playgrounds Too Much"
(4) being cancelled with a mild but acceptable cliffhanger, then being brought back through the efforts of your fans and to show your thanks, giving said fans an even more frustrating cliffhanger in a bid for more episodes which obviously won't be made
(3) mashing the sack on a table with a hammer, BAMBAMBAM
[ show more ]

search regrets

Look for regrets involving

top regrets

kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
not being able to make things right (1.0000)
[ show more ]

bottom regrets

sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
[ show more ]

most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
[ show more ]

most discussed regrets

being a minimalist (4566)
Kento (4239)
turtles (2198)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (685)
your boobs buying food on ebay (679)
[ show more ]