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some people might argue that a man who was personally responsible for the stability being taken out in the first place ought instead to have the batteries put in
putting the stability back in
Alex and his handsome sentient pound must travel back to the past and sway the vote for European solidarity, by proving that all you need is love
wondering how one goes about becoming a ghost on the fucking moon
we're all going to fucking die
old gray mare she ain't what she used to be
marrying a carrot
winning friends and influencing salad
not winning friends with salad
actually being surprised that there really is a guy named Donald Tusk, and he is not just a gay porn star name we dreamed up to soddomize Kento
always putting either too much or too little dressing on salad
being continually reminded that Nigel Farage has only got one ball
Boris and Cameron 'gnawed away at each other's testicles'
hardened cynics you have known for years suddenly and openly showing real fear in the face of this madness
not really being anosmic
probably coddling cock
probably cooking cod
Kanye Wests Famous Video Boasts Bizarre Orgy with Chris Lydon and a Walrus
Kanye Wests Famous Video Boasts Bizarre Orgy with Donald Trump and Taylor Swift
wondering if you're really anosmic or if it was just part of the joke
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(4) that everyone keeps invoking a divorce analogy for Brexit, and you wish they would use something more appropriate, like, say, two dogs gradually decoupling after the knotting subsides
(1) going to that Sausage Festival
(2) Rick Moranis
(1) Five Hospitalized After Tony Robbins Urges Them to Walk Over Hot Coals
(2) Starsuckers
(2) wondering why it is that whenever an American newspaper seeks celebrity comments on an issue related to the UK they always cite JK Rowling first, and wondering if the Biritsh public likewise holds Ms Rowling's opinions in such esteem
(1) Donald Trump praises Scots for "taking back control of their country" by voting overwhelmingly to remain in the EU
(4) Pokemon Life As a House and Star Wars
(1) the two cartoon dicks JMW Turner painted on The Slave Ship
(1) that coming five or six times in about thirty hours makes it so difficult to masturbate
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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turtles (4882)
being a minimalist (4567)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (4418)
not having met ryan north (4257)
Kento (4240)
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