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Elf on the Shelf XIX Out of Elf Jokes Error Insert Fresh Spool
Elf on the Shelf XVIII Out of Elf Jokes Error
Elf on the Shelf XVII Elf Choice Awards
Elf on the Shelf XVI Barely Legal
Elf on the Shelf XV Puking Duck
Elf on the Shelf XIV le Roi Soleil
Elf on the Shelf XIII Curse of Freddy
Elf on the Shelf XII HIGH NOON
Elf on the Shelf XI Soccer Team
Elf on the Shelf X Sign on the Assembly Line
Elf on the Shelf IX Cumfart Tsunami
Elf on the Shelf VIII I Am I Am Elf on the Shelf I Am
Elf on the Shelf VII Elfin Gay Asians
Elf on the Shelf VI To Sell Toys
Elf on the Shelf V Superman
Elf on the Shelf IV League of Their Elf
Elf on the Shelf III Check Yo Shelf Befo U Wreck Yo Elf
Elf on the Shelf II Elf off tha Hook
Elf on the Shelf, a Christmas tradition about a thirtysomething elf whose friends are all married and settled and who cannot find love or that great job that they always hoped for and fears owning a dog or cat would make them a crazy person eventually
I think it was his most successful fundraiser, the most successful that he had had up until that point, that was in Trump Tower in New York on Fifth Avenue
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (356)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
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not getting circumcised (63)
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