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listening to classical because it isn't the plodding musical progression of someone waffling about being a lion for five minutes?
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rubbing fudge out in the bathroom at church
the fudge joke just sweetens the pill, get it, fudge, it's sweet, except diabetic fudge, you guess, although you've never tried it
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not being sure if you want to leave but thinking it's probably for the fudge
picking fudge purely because it's a stupid sounding word
after all that not even having any fudge
not being a taking a break from internet sites kind of person, more of a so long and thanks for all the good times person, only without the so long, because who even wants to read a valedictory lesson from some online twat
plus you're kind of repeating yourself on song lyrics a lot lately, it's a good job you don't know that trick
not being sure you can do this any more, partly because of the fudge, and partly because of the negative associations it has for you, and also the fudge
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probably not the worst thing and you'd totally understand if they had their reasons and hey, you know what, maybe you walked in on them and not the other way around, but you had no idea if that were the where is this even going now
because if they were here that would be possibly the cruellest thing you could conceive of anybody doing to you in recent memory
killing time to make a time travel joke nobody will get because first of all, it isn't funny and second of all the only person who possibly could is not here and never was
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