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something punishy but not crippling
kind of hoping Brexit just peters out after a few years, with obviously generational financial repercussions but also with a humiliating defeat for those that threw themselves into it as though it were ever a worthwhile hill to die on
Never mind the Bolloxit, Here's the Sexit!
A more appropriate front page for today's Daily Mail
Never mind Brexit, who won Dicksit!
getting all gusseted up
I'm really sorry about that, we really should have dealt with this by now
Never mind Brexit, who won Legsit!
getting all pussied ug
getting all gussied up
having no apatite for fission track dating
Pokemon hpt and sau
Kevins James inexplicably Heartland Poker Tour wife
pitching a movie where Kevin James inexplicably hpt wife is literally a character named Nora Lee and every time he introduces her to someone he's forced to sau "this is my wife, Nora Lee" and nobody quite believes him
Saltmen
Kovon Jomos, Sith Lord
divas can at least sing
Kevin James is such a diva
I can honestly say I'll take one for the team here and just let world go without one more Kevin James movie
so either you stitch me up in Padme's entrails or the deal is fucking off
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(1) I'm really sorry about that, we really should have dealt with this by now
(1) divas can at least sing
(1) not choosing the wagon life
(1) not choosing the vegan life
(1) Mr Freeze
(1) laughing as you hew a rough wooden dildo for Mary Chapin Carpenter
(1) fuck marry kill, Princess Madeleine, Tinky Winky, Steve Harwell
(10) having sex with Oasis
(3) wondering how long you stay conscious after being decapitated being Eiffel Towered by Chris Lydon and a walrus
(1) wondering how long you stay conscious after being decapitated
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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