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your aunt fooling the children of the revolution
fooling the children of the revolution
you're right though, if it was going to be anybody, it'd be him
I never said it was his father
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Baron Trump an the Chamber of Secrets
really feeling bad for Baron Trump, because even if he went to the secret service with documentary evidence of slap slap slapping noises in the showers at Mar a Lago, nobody would ever believe him since he's a hacker supergenius
Pokemon Baron Trump and the Emoluments Clause
bottoming for Baron Trump in Parent Rump VII
wondering when it will become socially acceptable to name a band Baron Trump and the Emoluments Clause
wondering when it will become socially acceptable to make a joke about Baron Trump and the Emoluments Clause
Professor Buttcupper
bottoming for Professor Buttercup in Three Month Shit VII
The effectiveness of strong acetic acid solutions on heated limestone has been demonstrated in laboratory experiments
Shrek Vendetta
having a TWO WEEK stand with a guy who makes you call him Mr BLOSSOM
why'd they make that one muppet out of leather
Pokemon John Travolta and Nicolas Cage
drawing a picture of Sigourney Weaver snorting coke out of Tim Allen's asshole while Tony Shalhoub and Alan Rickman crap on each other's chests
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(3) having a one night stand with a guy who makes you call him Mr Bubble
(1) liking your babies like you like your martinis, shaken
(2) Threepio does
(1) that Demi Moore was thrice dominated for the MTV Movie Award for Most Desirable Female but lost all three times
(1) wondering if Trump's entire presidency is just a huge scheme to clean up by gambling on the date of his impeachment
(6) not helping an older woman down the steps
(1) that what Return of the Jedi needs is a shot of Nien Nunb's widow tearfully weaping over his photo after he died due to a black alert at Dantooine General Hospital years after the Battle of Endor
(2) guessing that at some point the Old Republic had an extreme State's Rights faction take power and basically gut the executive branch
(6) the death of Richard Bonehill
(1) eXXXteme edgy lesbian "that's what she said" jokes!
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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