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Chan Kong sang
drawing a picture of Ash being Goldenrod Towered by Professor Rowan and a Rhyperior
you're tearing me apart Lisa!
Ash's father is a Ditto
that Delia Ketchum didn't keep Mimey around for his good looks
Pokemon trainers were free to enjoy sex with Pokemon without a perceived loss of masculinity or social status, as long as they took the dominant or penetrative role
wondering what kind of legal or social restrictions there are on human slash Pokemon sexual relationships
hearing about The Great Labor Day Weekend Celebrity Nude Leak on twitter but assuming it was limited to one couple you couldn't really place
drawing a picture of DeForrest Kelley in the vinegar strokes, balls deep in Anne Robinson on the floor of the Weakest Link studio
The Great Labor Day Weekend Celebrity Nude Leak
Vitzo suggested to him that he should get rid of Smoochum because he feared that his reputation would be ruined, but what he should have been worrying about was Brad ruining Smoochum, amirite
drawing a picture of the entire cast of Star Trek running a train on Anne Robinson, with Riker cumming in third
Brad Van Darn
Frakes was the last contestant eliminated before the final round with Anne Robinson saying to him "It appears you came in third, Riker, meow," cheerio
Frakes was the last contestant eliminated before the final round with Anne Robinson saying to him "It appears you came in third, Riker"
De Lancie was the first contestant eliminated with Anne Robinson saying to him "John, I am afraid that's your Q to leave"
Lachlan's mob bosoms
Lachlan's mom's boobs
Lachlan's first hearing aids
ROCKY the French Bulldog puppy jumping
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
failing to come up with a mutually acceptable third person (1.0000)
watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2443/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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