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history is written by the survivors, not the victors
Dungeon Boss Luncheon with Donald Trump
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during the campaign, you know he told a lot of lies to the British people, and now it is him who has his back against the wall
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the death of Jerry Doyle
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(1) two legit two leak
(1) tweeting to a singer that you want to take a shit in her scanties
(1) tweeting to a celebrity that you want to take a shit in their skull
(2) he smashed too hard
(2) thinking that if Kento ever snaps and does something terrible to other people instead of just himself, Ryan would hand over our IP addresses in a heartbeat
(2) they aren't booing, they're saying "Boo ernie!"
(7) wondering which you would choose, to be a lesbian with a penis or a straight man with a vagina
(1) Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
(3) hoping it's not "fist or be fisted by a Star Trek cast member"
(1) anyway, if "fisting or being fisted by a Star Trek cast member" is on your bucket list, I'm pretty sure that Takei would oblige you either way
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (98)
I would want to bang Jewel if I were not in a relationship (37)
still only seeing black, white, and blue (30)
the actress (29)
wondering whether the kids who are, say, three or four years old now will eventually develop their own interests or if they will be cursed to be nothing but proxies for their dumbass manchild fathers' lost youth and be doomed to like Star Wars for eternit (26)
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