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thrilling me like you did by the lake on Naboo
holding me like you did by the lake on Naboo
laking a shame baby
meeting me by the lake to talk lake babies
bending a spoon with your mind and also your hands
seriously, wtf is a lake baby
lake babies going on a Santa cruise
going on a Santa cruise in a Santa suit to Santa Cruz sponsored by Santander and Tom Cruise
J Period J Period Abrams was 'suspicious' of 'Star Wars' actor Mark Hamill colon 'He invited me to the Quality Inn, Pasadena, near the Rose Bowl'
meesa love you long time
meesa so horny
Mark Hamill was 'suspicious' of 'Star Wars' director J Period J Period Abrams colon 'He was a 'Star Trek' guy'
meesa be fillin' you all de ways
please, PLEASE never use the phrase "twelve inch Jar Jar" ever again
out of box
that an authenticated signed Michelle Pfieffer glossy has the same value as a near mint twelve inch Jar Jar
on the end
that the fact that there are two e's on wookiee but not on Chewie has started to bother you
sucking Joey Fatone until he had a NSYNCgasm
sucking a big Joey Fatone
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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feeling iffy from lithium (1.0000)
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
your recent accomplishments leaving you feeling spent, used, and broken into smithereens, rather than joyous, celebratory or purposeful (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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