recent regretssuitcase of memories
like seriously there was one about butts and one about lions and you can't fucking fiiind them, it's so aggravating to think you just imagined them
wondering what's up with photographer Jane these days
looking for specific regrets you're sure you both saw and responded to, often with parrot regrets, which don't seem ever to have existed
mistaking three commas for an ellipse
wondering how much more annoying we could make the amazing Regret Index,,, if it were possible to use ellipses
wondering how much more annoying we could make the amazing Regret Index if it were possible to use eclipses
there are things we can not do, words we can not say
wondering how much more annoying we could make the amazing Regret Index if it were possible to use ellipses
I wanna C U Oh, my God!
more like Superpubica, amirite
staining the hugest toe
IMF's Christine Lagarde 'unstained toe virgin'
IMF's Christine Lagarde 'under investigation'
saying hello to sad mamas
saying hello to madam ass
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recent comments(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
most voted regrets
meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)