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watching pseudoscopic porn
really wanting a crossover of Star Trek and Popeye, where Popeye is the bridge science officer and chuckles "faskinatin'" into that glowy stereoscope on his desk
We have a protester!
McQueary claimed a loss of reputation, in addition to his dismissal from his salaried coaching position for his role as a whistleblower
abnormal circles
how cun u tell u r penchant
wondering why a fan of a violent, mentally ill billionaire with a penchant for locking up his enemies without trial would like Batman
the guy behind him in the Batman shirt, but not the new Batman logo, the old logo, because kids these days why I oughta
"Just thinking to myself right now, we should just cancel the election and just give it to Trump," the Republican presidential nominee said during a rally here on Thursday
Please Re Elect Gerald
the happiness your toys bring to children all over the galaxy is your gift
I can't help it, there's nothing I want more
you can't tell me it's not worth trying for
when the going gets tough, it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
that's sensible
I asked her why she was not dressed while driving and she stated she was taking a Snapchat photo to send to her boyfriend while she was at a red light
I had forgotten that your parents came all the way from Thailand to serve George Washington
get out of my dreams, get into my windowless van
Billy Ocean started it
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(1) hitting Big Jake
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(1) Nens "Hasty" Chrideen, of the Great Empire of D'C'Naa, he
(2) I voted for Camel McCamelface
(2) Elmo porn
(1) Let me hear the sound you'd make if you were slashed in half by a sword
(1) liking your women like you like your steak, blue
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (356)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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