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Kento's water hazard
Kento's bunker
naming a part of your body a golf ball could get stuck in
Look at all Hillary Clinton's great balloons!
jefferson slaveship
remembering that scend in Pokemon where Latiah kisses that ass in human form, and thinking that's probably Kento's best bet
that time the Ghostbusters gave the statue of Liberty an enema
It is impossible to expel evil from the world in its entirety, but it is possible to constrict it within each person
wishing that all the US presidential candidates from every party, along with all of their respective campaign staff and most ardent supporters, would gather inside a large building which would be set ablaze, causing everyone inside to burn to death
Charles Martinet looking like a sandblasted Boris Johnson
pitching an original sitcom in which Charles Martinet and Scott Baio play a prominently married couple who make a living playing traditional Mexican music, Mariochachi Band
wondering when it was that you subscribed to the jailbait girl who dances to Korean pop songs on youtube
in the navy cum and join Harvey Cream
in the navy come and join your fellow man
US Navy to Name Ship After Gay Icon Harvey Milk
She'll say anything, and change nothing
It will be easier than ever to get your dick's burger fix
Dick's drive in
socially grooming an eight year old chimp
It will be easier than ever to get your Dick's burger fix
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(1) Pokemon Lying Flat Against the Ground and Run Away Like a Little Bitch
(1) topping for Steve Harwell in Takin' the Back Streets VII
(5) remembering that scend in Pokemon where Ash kisses that Latias in human form, and thinking that's probably Kento's best bet
(1) the kid from Lazytown is a quarter of a century old
(1) two legit two leak
(1) tweeting to a singer that you want to take a shit in her scanties
(1) tweeting to a celebrity that you want to take a shit in their skull
(2) he smashed too hard
(2) thinking that if Kento ever snaps and does something terrible to other people instead of just himself, Ryan would hand over our IP addresses in a heartbeat
(2) they aren't booing, they're saying "Boo ernie!"
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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bottom regrets

sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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most discussed regrets

tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (98)
I would want to bang Jewel if I were not in a relationship (37)
still only seeing black, white, and blue (30)
the actress (29)
wondering whether the kids who are, say, three or four years old now will eventually develop their own interests or if they will be cursed to be nothing but proxies for their dumbass manchild fathers' lost youth and be doomed to like Star Wars for eternit (26)
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