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finding it improbably that not one of the fifty three people who have fisted Go Ikeda regret it
screaming the word "waffletastic" at the moment of climax
keeping it secret, keeping it safe
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Jurassic Park Colon Trespasser
putting Baby in the corner then simply walking into Mordor
buying Jurassic Paralegal in a Steam sale and feeling guilty every time you log in and don't lock down the DNA patents for Dr Hammond because you're too busy eating ice cream for XP
the less said about Billy and the Cloneasaurus the better
Dr Hammond was very upset about Permian Playground
we need clear IP on the dinosaur, Dr Hammond says he can't have any copycats this time
there's a definite qualitative difference to the viewing experience, but the in universe explanation is pretty much where you'd expect it to have gone years ago
that in fairness the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were all hybrids made with frog DNA anyway, so it's not a huge step away from that
High school prostitution ring uncovered in Florida
we need clear IP on the dinosaur, the toy companies say they can't have any copycats this time
that the bullshit Force philosophy in Star Wars is pretty close to what you hear people talk about when they're baked, so maybe there is something to this
Sony Pictures Entertainment experienced a system disruption
the death of Bob Dylan
I screamed out 'You guys sound great!' That caused Dylan to burst
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
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watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
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sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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