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the traditional Mystery Screws
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The Designated Ugly Fat Friend found in a group of walruses out on the town
a person, now often elderly, who is incompetent, ineffectual, or dawdling
The Designated Ugly Fat Friend found in a group of girls out on the town
it was probably one of Kento's clique talking about fucking duffers
overhearing one stranger say to another "you've got to buff that fucker" in public and really wanting to go back and listen to more of what they were talking about
I already have the fanart drawn
dang, I was hoping you would say you wanted to be in a threeway with Taylor Swift and Thomas the Tank Engine, Tim Allen noise
fuck marry and kill 'em all, god will know his own
fuck marry kill, Taylor Swift, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Tim "the Tool Man" Taylor, Jonathan Swift, Thomas Swift, Thomas the Tank Engine, please choose two for each
Duritz was reported to be CARBON dating SOCIOPATHIC actress OSCAR POSSUM
Duritz was reported to be dating Shameless actress Emmy Rossum
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(3) fuck marry kill, Adam Duritz, Adam Levine, Adam Ant
(2) being allowed to choose five celebrities you're allowed to fuck when there were only four Golden Girls
(1) licking another man's genitals in a nonsexual way
(2) Dog With A Butt Plug
(1) snarfs TWICE your girth
(1) finding a picture of Tim Duncan swimming with a beluga
(3) jokes that are either Kento or Woodsy Alan
(3) wondering if you have any great recipes for TOMATOES
(1) Francesco Uttini
(3) doing Dallas
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
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not getting circumcised (63)
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