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I think Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord
being a porno of the Jedi council
being a pawn of the Jedi council
I name him Sandakin, then I cut off his hand
you die in childbirth, and the baby is made of sand
secretly marrying someone who wakes up every night from nightmares
seriously, you just pour some silt on their capes and they go nuts
Sith Lords are our silty cape
Sith Lords are our speciality
you're no match for him, he's a Sith Lord
The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Shit Lord, Count Dookie, like the shitty old pile of sand it really is
The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku, like the shitty old pile of sand it really is
the Edmonton Eskimos defeat the Ottawa Redblacks to win the Grey Cup
It's hard to explain without sounding like anus gob, eh
Corps de Travailleurs Demichinois aux Cheveux Longs
Corps de Travailleurs Chinois
I want to live a safe and clean life, eat gourmet food, go out, wear pretty things, and live a luxurious life, all at the expense of someone else
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(19) wondering what question you want to ask
(1) Operation Paperclip
(1) that all the golden tickets went to white dogs
(1) that all the golden tickets went to white kids
(2) Trump Demands New York Times Apologize for Saying He Rooted Mr Pecker
(1) in the winter time when the weather is low you still get drunk even on the road
(1) drawing a picture of Spiderman being Empire State Buildinged by Ayn Rand and Lord Byron
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shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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being a minimalist (3945)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (676)
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