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And immediately, while he was still speaking, Judas came, one of the twelve, and with him a crowd with swords and clubs, from the chief priests and the scribes and the elders, Now the betrayer had given them a sign, saying, "Make him close his damn robe"
when you're the Messiah, nobody wants to be the one to say "put 'em back inside"
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Yo mama teeth are so blue when she go outside everyone be all 'is that yo final answer'
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her butt lights up
Yo mama teeth are so big she flosses with a blanket
cock, you just banged on the table tonight
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