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Illustrations by Ringo Suck
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they do indeed
Illustrations by Paul Blow
He liked to post innocent looking links that led to a photo of a My Little Pony doll he had jerked off on
holy crap, wancakes are actually a thing
a portmanteau of "pancakes" and "waffles"
of all the ways the world could end, the one where you aren't asked to make any kind of effort or show any concern whatsoever is the best
that for all the ways the world could end, the Hand Job Robot Apocalypse is probably one of the better ones, because, y'know, at least you get a hand job
so this is how the hand job robot apocalypse begins, to thunderous applause
backtracking, European Commission President Jean Claude Juncker declares himself both a robot and a bureaucrat to thunderous applause
not realizing that pro robot sentiment was so strong in the European Commission
European Commission President Jean Claude Juncker is heckled after saying that he is neither a robot nor a bureaucrat
I'm not your guy, doll
New PROOF in CENTURIES Old 'Tiny Ox Bib, Eh' FROZEN Case
New Theory in Decades Old 'Tiny Ox Bib, Eh' Cold Case
He later went on to stage a successful production of Guys and Dolls and opened an experimental theatre
New Theory in Decades Old 'Boy in the Box' Cold Case
A BBC reporter was left in shock after a Brexit supporter said he wanted "all memes" to leave the Regret Index but insisted he wasn't talking about "one legged Pakis"
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(1) He liked to post innocent looking links that led to a photo of a My Little Pony doll he had jerked off on
(2) you should legally change your middle name to something really British like Crumpet or Boris or Benny Hill or something
(1) for me it's always going to be NPor, closely followed by RSte and EJac
(4) it's also possible that I might just change my mind one day for no real reason
(3) holding a party for Kento's birthday at the Sheraton Addis in the Omo Room
(4) that everyone keeps invoking a divorce analogy for Brexit, and you wish they would use something more appropriate, like, say, two dogs gradually decoupling after the knotting subsides
(1) going to that Sausage Festival
(2) Rick Moranis
(1) Five Hospitalized After Tony Robbins Urges Them to Walk Over Hot Coals
(2) Starsuckers
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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turtles (4882)
being a minimalist (4567)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (4418)
not having met ryan north (4257)
Kento (4240)
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