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Jack Frost nipping at your nips
we got Em in the place who likes it in the face
When you talk about our beloved Queen Elizabeth, I don't think there is a more gracious world leader
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telling Emma Stone you don't like Emma's tone
Joshua Bonehill Paine
making Ben Browder binge chowder
every Saturday night you'd be like "flush me Jay, flush me" and I'd be like "gnaw"
Betty "Tighty Whitey" White, Bea "Mine" Arthur, Rue "Mmm For One More" McClanahan, Estelle "WYSIWYG" Getty
feline AIDS
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the Third Amendment to the United States Constitution
Before the outbreak of the war with Germany, De Keyser's had been operating as a first class hotel, mainly for a continental clientele
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
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