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there're no novels that I like to read, so I write my own novels, and then I read them again, and it's the best thing
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Jordan Parke
The Curious Cans of Richie Rich
The Curious Cans of Christina Ricci
genuinely not being distant, just busy at odd hours
bastard sword specialization
reckless spending and interspecies homoerotica
reckless spending and interracial homoerotica
it's an act of violence, not love
not know what to do with those tossed salads and cyber attacks
the Submissive Urination Court of Justice
trambopoline
trampling
submissive urination
The European Court of Justice was asked to consider the case of a male childminder in Denmark who says he was sacked for being too fat
bisexual architecture
A bright strobe light came on intermittently, and when it wasn't on a TV constantly played a loop of Kento being Eiffel Towered by Chris Lydon and a walrus
pod six is jerks
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that the killer what took me is entitilitis (1.0000)
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