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I reckon his purty mouth is inexperienced
I reckon he's pretty inexperienced
he'll expect more the second time
given that I've already fucked Daniel Stern I guess round two might not be so bad
fuck marry kill, Daniel Stern, Joe Pesci, Kristen Johnston
damn, Daniel, back at it again with the slow hands
you just have to go through with giving Daniel Stern a long, slow handy
dude, do you even know how this game works, you get to kill one of them
I really don't want to either marry or fuck Stormy Daniels and I'm struggling to see the appeal of doing either
fuck marry kill, Stormy Daniels, Daniel Stern, Stormy Weather
Lady Maga
Lady Faga
naming your kid "Ga"
naming your kid "Fa"
naming your kid "Asia"
naming your kid "Indiana"
naming your dog "Indiana"
naming your band "Dongs"
naming your band "Dings"
wanting to shell Kento's chest for his birthday
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(1) naming your band "Wangs"
(1) shellchested busted nut buns
(1) wondering if there is a median point where the curves of insane through too much sex and insane through too much money intersect, and whether it is reached sooner or later than in the natural state when money is exchanged for sex
(2) making a old woman cry by calling her an ugly mouse, i'm looking at you, old german lady with alzheimer's
(1) that alex could be short for either alexander or alexandra, thus not clearing up the question of whether sa is female or male at ALL
(2) Virgin vs Chad memes
(1) Kids, consuming wieners with ease
(3) if you hard, then you hard
(1) knowing the date you last ate jalapenos
(3) I shall join you in those impure thoughts
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
keeping Harry Mason alive through a whole game, only to have him go and get killed off in another game without you being able to do anything about it (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12566/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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