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naming your band "Wangspau Banday"
impinging whoms
whingeing Poms
spewing in cases with Kevin Spacey
drop by Kento's nips for some free bleach
I'm back in Kodiak for a month
wondering if you're going through a lot of cocaine lately because you're always around
you can't just drop everything to focus on playing video games for a living
lovo ond lot doo
wangs you were bond, and your buns were a busted nut
naming your Bond "James"
making a poo meringue boomerang
it was either her or the family of law abiding cats
she was jaywalking, she deserved it
Self driving car kills pedestrian for the first time
flaming your burned wang
a fat, gay cloth Asian, baggy, and a bit loose at the seams
fuck marry kill, Bagpuss, Madeleine, Professor Yaffle
a saggy, old cloth cat, baggy, and a bit loose at the seams
it doesn't count if you don't wear the suit
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(1) naming your band "Wangs"
(1) shellchested busted nut buns
(1) wondering if there is a median point where the curves of insane through too much sex and insane through too much money intersect, and whether it is reached sooner or later than in the natural state when money is exchanged for sex
(2) making a old woman cry by calling her an ugly mouse, i'm looking at you, old german lady with alzheimer's
(1) that alex could be short for either alexander or alexandra, thus not clearing up the question of whether sa is female or male at ALL
(2) Virgin vs Chad memes
(1) Kids, consuming wieners with ease
(3) if you hard, then you hard
(1) knowing the date you last ate jalapenos
(3) I shall join you in those impure thoughts
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
keeping Harry Mason alive through a whole game, only to have him go and get killed off in another game without you being able to do anything about it (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12566/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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most discussed regrets

tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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