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Gay Porn Star Wars
wondering whether a gay porn star named Torsion Balles would be more likely to be famed for twisting his own testicles or those of his partners
bottoming for Torsion Balles in Fuckin' Citizen Kane
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flashfreezing Kate Upboob's snot
flashfreezing Kate Upboob's tons
werewolf americans are our superiors
Teen Wolf and Teen Wolf Too are a horrifying vision of a world where furries are generally accepted
frog fighting in my lab
FROG FIGHT!
"every dog has his day, and his is mine"
Jason Bateman, more like Jason Workmanlike
wondering whether Jason Bateman could convincingly lipsync without four inches of latex around his mouth
Teen Wolf Too starting out like a better remake of the original but quickly devolving into what is obviously a much worse sequel that even Michael J Fox didn't think twice about turning down
teeth from here to Texas
Coach Finstock
casting Hayden Christensen as Flint Marko in the new Spider Man movie
that's no suit
Man in walrus suit shot after alleged bomb threat at Boston Aquarium
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(1) they're the worst
(4) wondering what the official butt rape tune of the Trump campaign is
(4) going to the mall and seeing a ten foot high poster for The Huntsman Colon Winter's War that had a huge picture of Liam Gallagher or whatever the fuck the name of the star is, and his "armor" appeared to be made of the same leather as women's purses
(5) eating moldy chocolate
(1) confusing hanukkah with bukkake
(2) wondering how a kid could possibly earn pesos
(4) that you like your women like you like your coffee, male
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (4127)
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