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trippin' your nut sack into a frenzy of shit play
drinking alone in Margaritaville
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Pokemon Dikshit and Rami
sharing a nickname with H out of Steps
According to Dikshit and Rami, the estimation for the aniquity of Bhirrana is based on two calculations of charcoal samples
SEVEN of NINE hidden gold objects found in Scunthorpe
Star Wars Colon Scunthorpe
Four of five hidden gold objects found in Scunthorpe
sitting up awkwardly in bed and either sliding back down or holding your neck at a bad angle
reading the HYSTERICAL COWBOY story on IXGAG
not being sure that you've ever seen Hot Dog Ellipsis The Movie but feeling certain that it's the kind of crap you would have watched
Clem Pinchfacts
Camp Fistclench
being pretty sure Miley Cyrus never went to college
I'm guessing it didn't really happen
reading the Jolly Rancher story on Reddit
no, you've got it wrong, Dromedary Cops is the Tank for Nothing spinoff
that Smaug bitch
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(1) drinking alone during the day
(3) the new episodes of Lasagna Cat
(1) that you should always eat balls in pairs
(1) fuck marry kill, Gene Hackman, Gene Hunt, Gene Talia
(5) fuck marry kill, the Rat Pack, the Brat Pack, the Frat Pack
(3) Currently, the phrase 'Brit Pack' is often used to describe any disparate group of young British actors and actresses of rising prominence
(1) getting a raw blow from Rob Lowe
(7) wondering who Tabitha on regret two zero six eight was and how she found the index
(2) hi kento
(3) being that chicken flavored ramen that make your sweat smell like chicken
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
that I'm afraid the pretzels are no longer complimentary, Mr Bond (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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