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I'm going to science the shit out of it
the plot for the next Indiana Jones film writes itself
Archaeologists Dug Up Some Golden Bongs That Are Older Than the Bible
Frankie Muniz, star of Sharknado III
the Decade of Frankie Muniz
maybe it's a boy, maybe it's a girl
we should call it Frankie
the same decade of the previous century was called the nineteen hundreds
still not knowing what to call the last decade
Will Smith has so many coprojects on the go at any given moment some of them are bound to get sidelined
it would have been the Most Year Two Thousand song ever
wondering why there was never a song by Smash Mouth with Will Smith featuring Carlos Santana
Steve Harwell probably stopped doing that now that he's famous
Awards, sexually
when I was up for awards at school that was always how it worked
that's how awards ceremonies work
drawing a picture of Steve Harwell smashing Mark McGrath in the mouth backstage at the Two Thousand Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards, sexually
Smash Mouth did, however, beat Sugar Ray in the Best Band category
All Star losing the Two Thousand Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Award for Favorite Song to Will Smith's Wild Wild West
up, up in a gay
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
listening to Chinese Japanese English hip hop (1.0000)
not being able to use a star to abbreviate Homestar Runner with the Regret Index syntax (1.0000)
Scientology (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
Kento (2758/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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