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Star Wars except the Skywalkers are the Sandwalkers and Anakin doesn't like skies
I bought you drinks, I brought you flowers, I read you books and talked for hours
I can feel she return on the hoof
bottoming for Sand Diego in Bootini VII
DO NOT WANT
The kid called him Master Skywalker
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sand Diego
jacking it in Sand Diego University City High School
inserting three sunflower seeds into your urethra
rubbing one out in the bathroom at University City High School
alarming facial animations
San Diego high school student Matthew Burdette was purportedly kicked out of a class at University City High School for eating sunflower seeds and was subsequently secretly filmed masturbating in a bathroom stall
go eat a fly ugly
helllo you STINKY LIZARD
henlo lizer
wondering how long you stay conscious after being decapitated
www cowboob hor
howbowbrowcow
cash me ousside howbow dah
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(1) wondering how long you stay conscious after being decapitated
(1) having a cardboard booty
(2) not realising that the best way to get a British bird to drop her knickers is to do bottomlessly stupid things, crikey
(2) trying to conceive of the enormity of a crime or series of crimes that would mandate incarceration for a billion years
(1) Orly
(1) that the fifth Google result for "Bicoid Babe" is "Bicoid Babe's asshole fountain"
(8) it's still better than having him sucking on your left one until you have a breastgasm
(2) the two ingredients of squirming babies
(1) replacing all vowels with o
(1) Pool McCortnoo ond Wongs
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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