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Also I can no longer have ANY friends until ALL of my F's are ALL brought up to C's and up!!!
So back off before I get another good woopin like I got last night
I am not aloud to have a boyfriend no time soon
Li estas plej konata por Eiffel Towering Kento Ikeda kun rosmaro
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the regret index shows up on the second page of results when I google Kento Ikeda
genuinely wondering if we have contributed to the shittiness of Kento's life but then thinking we're not even on the third page of results for his name, and then noticing that some results may have been removed under anti pornography law in Europe
waiting around for people who have no idea when they will be Eiffel Towered by Chris Lydon and a walrus
waiting around for people who have no idea when they will be ready
genuinely wondering if we have contributed to the shittiness of Kento's life but then thinking we're not even on the third page of results for his name, and then noticing that some results may have been removed under data protection law in Europe
who at him ass, who took him ass, PS I'll eat him ass
eating the big frozen microwave enchilada
who ate him ass
ass ate him
eating the big enchilada
wondering how many texts Kento gets from Chris Lydon each day that start with "Ikeda, come here, I need you"
Chris Lydon wouldn't waste time saying hi
wondering how many texts Kento gets from Chris Lydon each day that start with "hi, ass meat"
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