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raping Kurt Cobain in the butt when you were a kid
weakly muttering "I like your hair" instead of boldly declaring her prettier than ever
Depp insists that he intended no harm and was merely rehearsing for Tim Burton's upcoming creepy adaptation of Casey at the Bat
Johnny then grabbed the cellphone, wound up his arm like a baseball pitcher and threw the cellphone at me striking my cheek and eye with great force
Scooter devises a plan to fake his own kidnapping to get his parents' attention and enlists the help of two bumbling crooks, Clive and Elmo
giving the chariot to R Kelly and Tom Cruise
being trapped in TWO closets
Pokemon Scrotumburg and Anusville
The prime piece of real estate located conveniently between Scrotumburg and Anusville
Raymond Robinson
DeVito voiced the Grundle King in My Little Pony Colon The Movie
bottoming for Brent R Penis in I, FULLY FUNCTIONAL Robot
drawing a picture of Brent Spiner shitting on Will Smith's chest
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topping for Will Smith in Bitch
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(1) wondering if a barbecue with Myke Hawke is all fresh killed bison cut apart with a hunting knife, scavenged tubers and roadkill, or brisket and hotdogs marinated in soda
(2) this is a California Cheeseburger
(1) this is a rat burger
(1) honestly, fuck Sting
(1) loving Canada
(1) sniffing markers
(1) A raid is underway at Google's
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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turtles (4882)
being a minimalist (4567)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (4416)
Kento (4240)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (4137)
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