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It's the little XIV year old girl and all of a sudden she's giving some guy a French exile
It's the little XIV year old girl and all of a sudden she's giving some guy a French kiss
A little more "fully functional" than usual
making three litres of vegetable stock just because you could
it is noted that the form of creature the targ is was "yet to be determined," though the script goes on to say "it is FULLY FUNCTIONAL"
entrepornography
it is noted that the form of creature the targ is was "yet to be determined," though the script goes on to say "it is LARGE"
According to The Klingon Dictionary by Marc Okrand, the Klingon name for this animal is "targh"
wondering if some entrepreneur out there is making porg porn
wondering if some entrepreneur out there is making porg pogs
targs
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Roy Moore's sister revealed to be man
Roy Moore arrives on horseback to vote as sister says 'every single woman is lying' and brother says 'every single man is truthful'
Fossil hunters find man sized penguin on New Zealand beach
bants in royal David's city
X Factor Special Colon Stephen Fry on Wagner
eroding the core foundations of how people behave by and between each other, and by the way, screw you, MB
The smile I had on my face was like the Joker in Batman
Peppa does provide a welcome distraction
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(4) wondering if Chris Lydon or the walrus ever fails to climax, and, if so, whether Kento sees it as a personal failure
(3) liking your tea like you like your sex, nonconsensual
(1) writing that fanfiction where Kento and Chris Lydon are captured and raped by hugecocked African savages and they have to fight their way out with machine guns and then they have butt sex
(1) that you do not believe that anything written about you on this website could shock you at this point
(1) no scrubs, no homo
(2) wondering whether you've heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise
(3) it doesn't really matter who I kill because I just bring them back to life
(1) molesting huge children
(2) Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Yttrium Oxygen Uranium
(2) having dyxlesia
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
spam fritters (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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