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popliteal fossa
seeing someone describe a pair of slacks as "tight" and wanting to punch them for it
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Harambe Copulates with Gene Wilder in Shock Viral Video
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meat of Harambe
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steaks out of Harambe
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HARAMBE STEAKS
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(11) meeting Brian Peppers
(161) turtles
(60) your boobs buying food on ebay
(1) Apple Colon give us your fuckin' money
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(4) After she sent him a cartoon image of a pump bottle of hand lotion and a box of tissues, he responded with a graphic, homemade text and emoji image of an ejaculating penis
(1) wondering whether Trump was bragging or y'know actually bragging about shooting a man in the middle of fifth avenue
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (218)
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I would want to bang Jewel if I were not in a relationship (37)
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