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Gunfight at the Museum of Natural History
there's a new Mexico
while the kids are out gettin' their nits picked we can have our own private cootie call
I can't figure out why I got to deal with you
electric word, life, it means forever and that's a mighty long time
really needing to get some Odinsleep, isn't it
really just wanting to move on with your life
you've already made me proud, look you
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so all this time it turns out the trick to adding a regret that has already been added was just double tapping enter
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pulling out Natalie Portman's ass hair by the roots
I apologise if this is troubling you
London art galleries, that kind of thing
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all I see is an Eiffel Tower of reams, real cum burstin' out of every seam (1.0000)
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gangnam style (0.9982)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
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turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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