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defiling that Hitler's fridge with your girth
down beside thigh tit deferral
down beside that Hitler fridge
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down beside that red firelight
Christavril Aguilavigne
thinking that Avril Lavigne had children for some reason but guessing you just had her confused with Christina Aguilera
thinking that Christina Aguilera was Canadian for some reason but guessing you just had her confused with Avril Lavigne
a remake of The Parent Trap but with Christina Aguilera and Hayden Christensen as themselves
fuck marry kill, Christina Aguilera, Hayden Christensen, Chris Christie
a remake of Freaky Friday but with Christina Aguilera and Hayden Christensen as themselves
a remake of Trading Places but with Christina Aguilera and Hayden Christensen as themselves
deep gnomes
Christina Aguilera's Dirrrrrrty except every dirty is replaced by a FUCK! beeeees and the video is an apiforme sex tape slash Christina Aguilera wearing a beard of bees slash being stung to death
Frenchman's Head Vaginas Are Not Dirty
sociological gobbledygook
Pokemon Money Power and Abuse
Frenchman's Head
VAGINAS ARE NOT DIRTY
money power and abuse go hand in hand in every profession
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(1) betting your right nut on a pair of jacks
(1) being in the unfortunate habit of falling for a pretty smile
(5) that being bound, gagged, hooded and beaten in a freezing cold barn in the middle of nowhere, hosed down, sworn at, beaten, ridiculed, beaten again, beaten some more and then electrocuted gratuitously makes you uncomfortable
(1) the Island of the Virgin Presidents
(2) back in the nineties when getting caught with your dick in a hooker's mouth was a big deal but not a career killer
(1) let who who has never sexually harassed and raped record breaking numbers of women over a span of four decades cast the first stone, amirite
(1) seriously, we should unionize
(2) getting a serious looking face tattooed on one boob and a man's body in miniature beneath with a speech bubble on the other boob and the words "I'm a breast man myself" simply to commit to a very involved joke
(4) wondering which barely scientific scifi world would be best to live in
(2) the New York of the F#R#I#E#N#D#S# seems pretty sweet, with the giant ass affordable vermin free modern apartments and the abundance of great jobs
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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bottom regrets

using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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