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October being a jerk month that just likes to fuck people around
not putting a grill out and still thinking about that one time you didn't even try to put a grill out ten years later, you pathetic never was
not putting a grill out
not asking a girl out
not punching that toddler when you had the chance
ironically the fix appears to be waving around a piece of paper issued more than six decades ago in another country, even though there's no possible way that could verify anybody's adult identity in any meaningful sense
they pulled the same thing with my father the last couple of times he renewed his passport, and he absolutely categorically has never been anything but a full UK citizen, he was just born overseas
in this case it probably means they lost the documentation, or "lost" the documentation
that in all four countries in which you have lived, saying that you are there "illegally" basically just means that you didn't fill out the documentation properly, it's just a scary word that rarely means that you're going be deported or executed
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topping for Bernie Sanders in Big Black Voter Problem VII
Bernie Clifton's big black ostrich problem
Bernie Sanders's big black voter problem
UK resident of forty eight years is illegal, says Home Office
the Donbass People's Militia
trying to think of someone with a more shootable eye than Jackson C Frank
Pussy Tebeau
Ugly Dickshot
Chubby Cox
honestly wondering how Jayden Smith walks down the street without getting punched
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(1) his face was made for punching, and that's just what you'll do, one of these days he'll get his face punched in by you
(8) trying to think of someone with a more punchable face than Matt Damon
(14) the recurrent concern that one day, someone we talk about, other than Kento because honestly, Kento, amirite, will turn up and there'll be this long terrible discussion about them on the front page
(2) eating roast beef off of your own boobs
(2) Cosby testifies for seven hours in abuse suit, lawyer says
(1) winning Oasis
(15) wondering whether you've entered some kind of "Watch All of Natalie Portman's Movies for a Chance to Perform Cunnilingus on Her!" contest or something
(2) the man in the yellow hat
(7) wondering where the line between porn film and birthing video lies
(2) spooning Jennifer Aniston's boobs
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shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
insecurity (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
having beautiful breasts (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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being a minimalist (171)
turtles (110)
I would want to bang Jewel if I were not in a relationship (35)
not having met ryan north (34)
your boobs buying food on ebay (30)
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