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being a model, if you know what I mean
being a model
thinking you were so sexy it hurts, but then coming down and realizing you were being soddomized in Jack Nicholson's hot tub
remembering as a young kid being warned off an entertainment career, but not being able to tell whether this was simple prejudice or based on direct knowledge, either of which are possible
actually wondering what percentage of child stars and wannabe child stars are sexually abused by the Roman Polanskis and Jimmy Saviles of the world
Pokemon Bonnie and Clyde and Gabrielle Carmouche and Joey Cramer
wanting to remake Bonnie and Clyde with Gabrielle Carmouche and Joey Cramer
there but for the grace of God go I
Let he who has never been fucked in the ass by two black guys at the same time cast the first stone
She has been through some rough anal scenes like many childhood stars and is doing good things in her personal life
guessing that if the first page of google results for your name contains more than one video of you getting double penetrated, saying that you went through some "rough times" is probably insufficient
She has been through some rough times like many childhood stars and is doing good things in her personal life
being too sexy for green eggs and ham, you will not eat them Sam I Am
being too sexy for your cat
being too sexy for your hat
the littlest bum taking the hugest dump
the littlest bum
the littlest tramp
When you get so drunk you puke in the girl's box while eating her popcorn and you're banned from the theatre
World Uphill Gardening Day
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(2) Tupac Shakur's mom dies
(2) wondering how big an anal ring needs to be to be considered "huge"
(3) inimically toothy sex ho
(3) Kate Upton losing her extremities to frostbite
(1) they're the worst
(4) wondering what the official butt rape tune of the Trump campaign is
(4) going to the mall and seeing a ten foot high poster for The Huntsman Colon Winter's War that had a huge picture of Liam Gallagher or whatever the fuck the name of the star is, and his "armor" appeared to be made of the same leather as women's purses
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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being a minimalist (4566)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (4413)
Kento (4240)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (4134)
not getting circumcised (4091)
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