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having butter on your paws and not being afraid to lick it
Vital Signs is the fifth studio album by the American rock band Survivor and their first with vocalist Jimi Jamison
the ironic death of Jimi Jamison
the death of Jimi Jamison
having an ass that temporarily quits
having a butt on pause and not being afraid to use it
having a pause button and not being afraid to use it
putting a bit of lava in your bum
that you could really go for some lewder volcano mistress
drawing a picture of sis being towered by an ovoid wrestler an erect mandrill
being lain by a cruel anal lab
being lain by a dwarven collie monster
being slain by a dwarven collie monster
being unable to concentrate on subtitles and listen to frankly weird vocal choices and understand a tortuous plot and read about divorced almonds getting the vote
the essence of the so called capitalist world or the communist world is not an evil volition to subject their people by the power of indoctrination or the power of finance but simply the natural ambition of any organization to plan all its actions HOOORRK
swan divorcees
feeling almost ready to vomit listening to the vomity sounding French guy doing the voice over for Alphaville
intelligent nuts
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
failing to come up with a mutually acceptable third person (1.0000)
watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2443/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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