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poor old Johnny Ray sounded sad upon the radio but he moved a million hearts in mono
you wanted a fat gay Asian, you're the one who has to take care of him
okay, fine, but I'm not going to be the one to bathe him after it's done
it's FOR HIS BIRTHDAY, you meanie
he doesn't need any more grease
wanting to grease up Kento and push him down a bobsleigh run for his birthday
believing you had supernatural powers, slamming into a brick wall
meating the Flintstones
The Flintstones
meating George Jetsonm his boy, Elroy, daughter Judy, Jane, his wife
the more that I live on the inside there's nothing to give
rearranging my position on this friend of mine who had a little bit of a breakdown
girl lent rabies
raping hats
tensile bra girl
rapist hats
terrible signal
racist hats
let's just start with the webcam thing and then see where we want to go from there
I want to fuck you like a clown honk honk, I want to seltzer you from ringside
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(1) seeing a picture of Winston Churchill in a skintight bathing suit that clearly outlines his cock and balls
(2) milk of amnesia
(2) hi, I'm Bleached Kodyak, nice to meet you
(2) Significant works of Rene Auberjonois are on public display at the Aargauer Kunsthaus, the Kunstmuseum Basel, the Cantonal Museum of Fine Arts in Lausanne, the Kunsthaus Zurich and the Werner Coninx Stiftung
(1) pingpu peoples
(1) might The stress Be With You
(2) we should send him fanmail
(3) yeah, that's what I mean, people are basically just filming porn with a three sixty camera and playing it on an oculus rift, but when are we going to get the actual fully interactive stuff with maybe a crotchpiece or something
(1) Harold Pinter writing a harlequin play starring Hayden Panettiere licking HP sauce off of Harry Potter's hard penis
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (356)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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