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all I want for Christmas is Kento's two front teeth
I call the big one Bitey
I'm gonna spank you back to the stone age
Ray Bolger is lookin' out for Ray Bolger!
apparently having some aversion to the bootblack
drawing a picture of the fishwife being Tower Bridged by the doctor and the fishwife in the crumpet shop, cheerio
Doctor, we know that you and the bootblack have been rogering the fishwife in the crumpet shop
Your potential regret of rogering Roger Moore more has already been added! It currently has a regret index of zero
girly lugs know their fate, anybody can gild tea
if your fly weren't open you'd look just like Roger Moore
ugly girls know their fate, anybody can get laid
wood is tempting, but I just can't say no to a fat ho, nope
hot food is tempting, but I just can't say no to a weapon
that your uncle used to raise rheas and emus, and he had an ostrich at one point, but you don't remember what sound it made
still not knowing what noise an ostrich makes
it's miaow you like your children's entertainment
what if one of those eyes was not a seeing organ at all, but a euphemism
it's rough bark, rough
that there are few things more terrifying to you than staring into the eyes of a Nick Park character
it's award whinny
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
listening to Chinese Japanese English hip hop (1.0000)
being a little in love with Egg Girl, you really need to spend less time online (1.0000)
not being able to use a star to abbreviate Homestar Runner with the Regret Index syntax (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
Kento (2758/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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