recent regretswiping down
you're a little young to be growling at seven foot Chinese ladies
Pokemon Magnificent Bastard and Beautiful Breasts
Pokemon Illusion and Despair
three divorces in three months
some of us prefer illusion to despair
being so poor that you have to accept the offer of surfing lessons as part of some bizarre, unnecessarily complex law enforcement operation
you like, really hate surfers
the only reason I would ever learn to surf is if the FBI paid me
proof that the combination of excessive sun exposure, repeated blunt force trauma to the body, and regular consumption of weed produces the dumbest fucking people on the planet
surfing is fucking retarded, seriously
your feelings are ugly and wrong
using the phrase "Oi mate, you acted like Hayden today"
A girl who gets a surfboard and says she's gonna surf but she never does
using the phrase "Oi mate, you surfed like MOZART today"
Someone who sits on the beach with their board and never goes out, but just keeps waxing their board
using the phrase "Oi mate, you surfed like Haydn today"
soul surfers watching the judiths and hodaddies at the freakshow going off a hugungus gnar gnar hack shack out on the kai
using the phrase "jizz the ass"
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recent comments(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
most voted regrets
meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)