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wondering, and not for the first time, what the fuck is wrong with us
thinking that Tiny Tiger has integrity
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people without eye teeth and brows
thinking that Ridley Scott was dead
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picking up that Double Penetration Edged Sword at Jimmy Savile's estate auction
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(1) wondering, and not for the first time, what the fuck is wrong with us
(4) Siberian tits
(2) Harrison Ford injured in peach snarl
(1) Bononian Rufa fellates Rufulus
(1) Vatican sacks gay priest after highly public coming out
(1) it really would be too simple to turn a description of a horrible use of sex as a means of oppression into a regret about Kento, Chris Lydon,and walruses
(1) being a barmacist
(2) that a duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm, prompting the bartender to ask "cash or charge" regarding the duck's payment method, to which the duck responds "just put it on my bill"
(2) i imgur com oneZuIsixmz jpg
(4) having never seen The Karate Dog, or any of the sequels, or the remake
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
insecurity (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
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turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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I would want to bang Jewel if I were not in a relationship (35)
that we can post actual imgur links to comments now (20)
I'm the stranger thrilling an A bra (10)
that the comments here came back (10)
seeing a car with HOO on the license plate and feathers on the mirror (9)
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