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Man punches a kangaroo in the ass to rescue his kid
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I swinge, as a pedulum dothe
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The fact that the crack had opened a door for dick didn't mean women
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being zlain by a Chaotic Bono
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this is Chaotic Bono, the chunky division assesss the rub while the apparatus writes the industry
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(2) hi, I'm Bleached Kodyak, nice to meet you
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(1) might The stress Be With You
(2) we should send him fanmail
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(1) Harold Pinter writing a harlequin play starring Hayden Panettiere licking HP sauce off of Harry Potter's hard penis
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(2) HP is short for Hard Penis
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
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rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
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