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seeing the headline "US led coalition troops assisting Kurds in new offensive colon spokesman" and reading it as "US led coalition troops assisting Kurds in new offensive colon pokemon"
livetweeting the death of tiny tiger
livetweeting the death of integrity
tweeting to Elly Jackson that she is your scanty clam SERIOUSLY GUYS PLEASE VOTE AND COMMENT HERE BECAUSE I'M CONSIDERING THIS AND NEED TO KNOW IF IT'S WORTH IT
on the bright side, not having to choose between a homeless transsexual prostitute or a septuagenarian sado polyamorist blowhard and his team of WAM bondage sex walruses
don't even THINK about Jewel, she's mine
having to give up your bachelor ways and choose between Elly Astin, Rachel Stevens' arse, and Fatworld Natalie Portman
tweeting to Elly Jackson that she is your scanty clam
it was good
I don't mind
fucking up an anagram and it looks like you cheated
wondering what kind of jackass interrupts their Sunday morning cunnilingus ritual to write anagrams
Myke Hawke the Marmalizer
cheating on an anagram
wondering whether a card which simply reads "You are my scanty clam, eh" would be a good idea
wishing that The Lobster were a documentary and you could be a pony or a walrus or something instead of having to worry about dating
wondering whether a card which simply reads "You are my last chance" would be a good idea
KFC at the Bat
Elon Musk the Marmalizer
struggling to ask out someone who is clearly into you but writing horrible things about ponies and dildos and poop and whatnot at the drop of a hat
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(3) that you, a sado polyamorist, have bondage, latex, and wam fetishes and tied your significant others up in catsuits then whipped them viciously while a slave poured gallons of thick gloopy translucent or opaque messy substances on them
(3) hearing about those horse meat infused burgers being sold in the UK, and becoming curious about how horse tastes
(1) wondering if a barbecue with Myke Hawke is all fresh killed bison cut apart with a hunting knife, scavenged tubers and roadkill, or brisket and hotdogs marinated in soda
(2) this is a California Cheeseburger
(1) this is a rat burger
(1) honestly, fuck Sting
(1) loving Canada
(1) sniffing markers
(1) A raid is underway at Google's
(2) being Eiffel Towered by all of the walruses in the water park in order
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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turtles (4882)
being a minimalist (4567)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (4416)
Kento (4240)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (4137)
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