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eyeing my lemon drink
Michael Mariano as Hairy Chested Contestant
The Visit looking like it's going to be even more hilariously bad than The Happening
I sentence you to kiss my ass
Oh, by the way, here is your new issue of "Gigantic Asses"
snuggling watching Lucy on a big, enormous, twelve inch gungan
extreme thongs
Envision Media Arts has entered an exclusive agreement with PEZ Candy Inc to develop an animated feature based on the spring loaded lozenge dispensers with the flip up heads
going to an airshow and leaving before the plane crash
snuggling watching Lucy on a big, enormous, twelve inch screen
SHOCK POLL COLON Latinos really dislike Donald Trump
I was young and foolish, I didn't know what I was doin'
kind of basting Ghent, that magnificent valued ogre
Reportedly, the police gave him back the nose part which was almost perfectly restored
kind of hunting Gene Love, that magnificent bastard
this could be some kind of scam, or possibly scamola
wuss rock
crap rock
a Socialist Marxist Islamo Fascist Nazi Appeaser
Anyway, Jesse rushes upstairs to deal with the arrangements, like what to do with Papouli's festering corpse, but not before refusing any help from the rest of the family
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
listening to Chinese Japanese English hip hop (1.0000)
being a little in love with Egg Girl, you really need to spend less time online (1.0000)
not being able to use a star to abbreviate Homestar Runner with the Regret Index syntax (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
Kento (2758/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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