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what I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss you
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The best laid dildos o' mice and men gang aft aglye
drawing a picture of Myke Hawke in an adult diaper sucking Danish remoulade out of Twin Long Rods #Two's left one until it had an icy bridgegasm
Moby posing in adult diapers in Japan
supersizing phone sex with Myke Hawke
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Adult diapers are outselling infant diapers in Japan, desu ne
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Adult diapers are outsmelling infant diapers in Japan
Adult diapers are outselling infant diapers in Japan
I have been the dildos that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast, Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold
I have eaten the dildos that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast, Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold
I was dildoing when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astrya
constantly Bombadiling
constantly Bilboing
sorry about that typo, I was dildoing when I wrote it
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