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being an enthusiastic amateur
not being sure your cunt lapping was ever professionally rated
not having lapped cunt in so long you fear your cunt lapping has been downgraded from first rate to second, or possibly even third, rate
thinking that there are at least three of us that come at least a couple of days each week, and at least two others that come a couple of times a month
wondering what getting one of the hundreds of Chris Lydon regrets is going to feel like after he inevitably dies in the near future
flippers everywhere
it's walruses all the way down
if you want a vision of the future imagine a walrus Eiffel Towering Kento, forever
one hundred bears of solitude
returning to the assumption that the amazing Regret Index is just two people, even though it probably isn't
it will be like the last couple of weeks with just you and me questioning whatever dumb posting habits we've picked up, and the occasional guest regrets from former posters
one hundred years
wondering what it will be like when we make it to one hundred thousand regrets
nine DECADES
nine years
five years
the very notion that Kento would ever lick for a job
the very notion that Kento would ever be the recipient of oral sex
wondering how many emails the Brothers Chaps get every week even though there hasn't been a new Strong Bad email in almost five years
the very notion that Kento would ever look for a job
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
failing to come up with a mutually acceptable third person (1.0000)
watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2443/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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