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Anakin Toiletscrubber
wedging ants into willies with Wedge Antilles
Biggs Darklighter, drive thru attendant second grade
Eric Cartman, Jedi Knight
even if she wasn't a sex slave, Skywalker is a pretty grandiose name for a toilet scrubber
and now this
Shmi having always reminded you of a woman you dated after the Phantom Menace came out, but years before you saw it, and that always having bugged you
when she said "there was no father" she meant "there's nobody I can say for certain"
all the cancers Superman causes by using such high power x rays that he can see through entire buildings full of people
guessing that Shmi got whored out to ever hutt, dug, and ithorian on Tatooine
you're forgetting the x ray vision, which means that even silent rape such as that faciliated by sedatives were his responsibility to prevent
you could forgive Superman not being able to pick out the white collar criminals whose crimes basically sound like tapping or scratching, but the sound of violent nonconsensual sexual contact must be nearly constant in a city the size of Metropolis
even if Superman never raped any orphans, with his super hearing permitting him to know what was going on entire cities away and his ability to act quickly, reliably, and unstoppably against his foes, the fact is he must have condoned child rape
for all we know Superman raped orphans, what's your point
Watto Polanski
for all we know Watto was a horrible child abuser under the protection of the Hutts
it's not like they had to shovel out Rancor shit, they just sat around their tidy, well lit hut, which is significantly larger than my apartment now
that slavery is bad and all, what with the lack of freedom, but not really getting what exactly it is that Watto made Anakin and his mom do that was so terrible
possibly a less gay robot might have helped her more, if you know what I mean
he did that to help his mum
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shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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