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A resident of Hawthorne Avenue reported that a strange woman was sitting in her front yard eating a pizza
A Bigfork resident called in to discuss the "countless crimes" on Craigslist
the queen's desk is really nice in a kind of naff late nineties way
I'm going to assume they were car batteries
inserting fifty four batteries into your urethra
A man on Whitefish Stage reported that earlier that day, while he was chasing a cat off of his property, he accidentally fired a shot toward the direction of his neighbor's house
Two dogs were seen chasing three horses through Hungry Horse
Someone stole fifty four batteries from a car lot on Airport Road
Clifford the Medium Sized Reddish Dog
he's overly critical, he never listens, he's always making me eat big bowls of sand
A man wearing a "Mexican hoody," or a poncho, stole a thirty pack of Busch Light from a local gas station and escaped on foot
A Bench Drive resident reported that one medium sized, reddish dog was standing outside on his steps
Bindi Irwin denies passing wind live on Dancing With The Stars, crikey
sucking the California girls' left ones until they had breastgasms
trusting your life to a dustbin full of torches
rubbing one out in your California girls
rubbing one out in your own palace
the Sandy Erection shooting
pay no attention to the giant sandy erection behind the curtain
our presence here will be invisible milady, I can assure you
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shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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being a minimalist (3945)
Kento (2948)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (676)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (674)
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