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Romanian hip hop
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involving Pringles somehow
wondering how much the Kellogg Company would pay for your ad concept of "Hope's Prings", about a woman named Hope involving Pringles somehow
Turkish That's So Raven
In a soldier's stance, I aimed my hand at the mongrel dogs who teach fearing not that I'd become my enemy in the instant that I preach
Palak Pe Jhalak
The savage soldier sticks his head in sand and then complains unto the shoeless hunter who's gone deaf but still remains upon the beach where hound dogs bay at ships with tattooed sails heading for the Gates of Eden
Homosassa Springs
Sassa, Florida
Homosassa, Florida
having never actually seen That's So Raven before and being sort of shocked that it turned out that the titular Raven, for whom many things are so Raven, has psychic powers, apparently
Geechy Guy Geldof
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I'll take things that people said to baby Kento for $lOOO, Alex
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(1) drawing a picture of Spiderman being Empire State Buildinged by Ayn Rand and Lord Byron
(1) in for a penny, in for a pound
(1) going bananas at a CE Ape gig
(5) I get called by a guy that can't buy a pair of pants, I get called names
(1) thinking that Balkanization in the Balkans was inevitable due to their name
(1) going all the way to Butts County and not even meeting the Count of Butts
(2) guessing that the broad premise of Holy Hal is that a three hundred pound man falls in love with a three hundred pound woman, but he sees her as a nine hundred pound woman and helps her achieve those gains
(3) rape
(1) rook takes buttocks, check and mate
(1) turtle ships
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shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
insecurity (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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being a minimalist (3915)
Kento (2739)
turtles (2194)
your boobs buying food on ebay (676)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (673)
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